tis post is a tribute to audrey, sho audrey, if u r reading tis, i'll like to tell u tt it's a harmless prank tt we tot of on the spot tt day.. sho dun get angry k?
it all started wif me n xj hanging out at ps.. sho when we left ps it was onli around 7pm.. nite's still young, sho we decided to hang out in town.. den was there calling ppl to c if they're in town notx den hopefully if they r we can join them n walk around.. sho after trying countless times on guys n gals, we finally found 2 gals who were nearby: audrey n minxuan..
sho met up wif them le.. here's sth.. they're 2 gals who dunno their way around town.. okiz.. maebe audrey does a little.. but mx? SHE HAS NO IDEA AT ALL!!! (erhermz, if u r reading tis, u'll noe how shocked i m to realize it) u can practically lead her in circles around town n she'll juzz follow u wifout having a clue where u r going.. which is wat we did.. hahaz..
sho after meeting them, we went to long john in cineleisure.. den ate dinner.. sho after tt audrey's father came to fetch her in car, sho she went off 1st, leaving us 3.. tis the fun part.. ppl.. get ready a map of tt area in ur mind.. sho we 'decided' to go to sommerset station.. n mx doesn't noe where it is.. sho frm the cross road outside cineleisure (the traffic lights there), she pointed to the direction of hmv n insisted tt walking straight down tt direction n turning right somewhere there will get her to sommerset.. sho both xj n i stared at her, but did not say anithing.. sho we formulated a plan: mission get mx lost.. sho we started walking down in the diretion of taka n told her tt it'll tk us to sommerset.. she was in doubt of coz, suspecting tt we r playing a trick on her.. but she doesn't dare tk the risk.. sho while walking to taka, she was still insisting tt her direction is correct (which obviously is not) but still following us.. sho frm walking, we speeded up to a jog, den sprinted off across the road juzz when the lights turned red man, leaving us separated frm her by the road.. frm here, xj n i persuaded to head off in 2 diff directions, leaving her staring at us mouth ajar (ur mouth was opened ritez?).. budden after a while we got worried tt she'll rilly head off in the direction she tot was right (which will seriously get her lost) we decided to head back n look 4 her..n den proceed to walk in the opposite direction towards sommerset station (she realized we had tricked her) n right towards sommerset station (when she finally realized her mistk) n continued on towards ps (frm there easier to tk northeast line).. tis is prank 1 on mx..
now 4 prank 2 on audrey..(the noriko plan)
while the 3 of us were walking towards sommerset, i called audrey..
me: wei.. audrey arhz? did mx call u..? juzz now while we were walking den suddenly we got separated in a crowd.. can't find them
aud: huh? den u didn't call xj?
me: called.. he said mx isn't wif him..
aud: den u go call mx lahz
me: tried to.. her phone like spoilt le liddat.. couldn't get thru..
aud: den how..?
me: dunno.. u try calling.. den i go meet up wif xj n look 4 her
*hangs up*
den we told mx, "mx! hurry switch off ur phone!" sho she switched it off.. den discuss how shuld we continue.. sho after a while, i called aud again..
me: ehxz.. u found her?
aud: dun haf.. her phone off.. couldn't call her..
me: den how..?
aud: i dunno
me: nvm.. we go find her again
*hangs up*
sho we told mx to call aud n tell her tt she's already reached home.. bluff aud tt she had walked home all the way frm taka.. den she luffed until she couldn't make the call.. budden decided tt walking all the way frm orchard to serangoon in juzz 10mins sounded too absurd, sho changed to bugis instead.. i made the call again..
me: aud arhz.. we noe where she is le..
aud: where?
me (trying to sound veri tired): she's in bugis
aud (disbelievingly): bugis!!!???
me: ya lo.. she tis lu4 chi1 dunno how to walk around orchard but she managed to find her way to bugis..
aud: how come she walked all the way frm orchard to bugis?!?!?!
me: how i noe her.. even me n xj onli juzz reached ps, den she found her way to bugis le.. dunno how she walk de.. u call her laterx n ask her lo.. bye bye
*hangs up* (the 2 of them were luffing beside me.. i was trying not to luff)
sho yepz.. audrey.. tis the prank.. n ur dear mx participated in it too horz.. hahaz..

now, juzz 4 fun, posting y we called tis the noriko plan.. it all began during 2rp chalet in sec2.. coz i lived the nearest frm downtown east, i was given the job of marinating the chicken wings (not rilly me lahz.. my aunt) n xj n i had to transport the wings to the chalet.. mind u.. not an ez task.. the sauce was spilling all over us.. sho.. to get back at noriko 4 giving us the dirty job, n actually more 4 fun, we decided to play a trick on noriko.. note tt xj n i were together all the time
at the bus stop opposite my house.. the 2 of us.. holding the chicken wings.. waiting 4 bus.. i called noriko..
me: nori arhz.. u got c xj..? the wings r wif him lehz.. budden i can't find him.. he's lost.. i tried calling him but his phone is engaged.. u try calling him can? call him to call me
nori: wah.. cannot trust guys wif work.. ok ok
*hangs up*
xj's phone started ringing
xj: hello.. noriko arhz? ehz.. did u c aaron anotx arhz? i can't find him lehz.. tried calling him but his phone is engaged..
nori: i noe.. he juzz called me.. u tk gd care of the chicken wings arhz.. come chalet meet us..
xj: wat wings..? the wings r wif him wat
nori (apparantly veri veri shocked): huh!!! he said the wings r wif u!!!
xj: no la.. it was wif him lahz..
nori (still veri shocked): u wait i call him!!!
*hangs up*
hahaz.. we were luffing like mad.. boarded the bus.. the driver stared at us.. 2 guys wearing sauce stained clothes carrying 2 trays of chicken wings luffing our heads off.. took a seat.. my phone rang..
nori (still still veri shocked): ehz!!! aaron!!! xj said the wings r wif u!!!
me: no wat.. i gave him the wings when we left.. i said i need to do sth n told him to wait 4 me at the bus stop.. but when i returned both him n the wings r gone
nori (apparantly didn't absorbed wat i've juzz said): aaron!!! xj said the wings r wif u!!!
me: dun tell me the wings r lost arhz.. coz it's definitely not wif me.. (but sitting on my laps were the wings safe n sound)
nori: aaron!!! u dun scare me lehz!!!
me (trying veri hard not to luff): they're not wif me!!! u call xj n say i'll meet him at the chalet.. (quickly hangs up n burst out luffing.. lo.. both of us were luffing damn hard.. xj's phone rang..)
xj (face turning red): nori arhz? the wings r wif aaron ritez?
nori: no lahz!!! he said they're wif u!!! (can hear ppl like mx n jie in the background giving her advices on wat to tell us to do n complaining tt now they haf nth to eat)
xj: huh? cannot be.. the wings r not wif me either (in fact, his tray of wings were sitting on his lap too)
nori (veri shocked n angry): c lahz!!! u 2 got the wings lost!!!
xj: wat??? ehz.. i meet u back at the chalet 1st.. tell aaron to hurry up there..
*hangs up*
we burst out luffing again.. hahahaz.. omg.. it was sho damn funni at tt time.. reached downtown le.. alighted the bus.. my phone rang
me: nori arhz.. sho how..? the wings rilly not wif him?
nori: no lahz!!! call u all do such a small thing den u all lost the wings!!!
me: maebe the wings flew away? (seriously trying not to luff while i made tt comment.. lucky xj.. he was howling away beside me
nori: u idiot lahz!! hurry come back!!!
*hangs up*
xj's phone rang
nori: xj!!! hurry come back!! aaron coming back le!!!
xj: okiz.. i reaching too le..
*hangs up*
hahahahaz.. couldn't stop luffing.. sho b4 entering the chalet.. we tried to compose ourselves n keep a straight face.. but once we saw nori.. we couldn't stop ourselves frm luffing again.. hahaz.. yepz.. tt's the tale of "the noriko plan"