oh yeahz.. juzz a little sth entertaining.. fri afternoon aftersch.. me, alvin, eugene, ben, tingjie, n szehwee went to long john silver 4 lunch.. sho after tt, we started playing zhong ji mi ma.. the penalty? the 'winner' will hafta finish off a packet of sauce.. *yucks* since we had 6 ppl, we took 6 packets of sauce.. 5 chilli 1 ketchup.. den we started playing.. ben volunteered to be the zhong zi shi zhe of round 1, sho he had to finish 1 packet 1st.. he picked up the chilli.. tore open the corner.. n started sucking it.. *face expression* eyes screwed.. lips tersed.. cheeks stiffened.. total expression of anguish on his face.. *urgh* den he started to rush 4 his coke.. lucky him.. he upsized into a huge cup.. den i was there peering into my regular size cup.. die.. all ice.. 1/4 cup of coke left.. nvm.. sho he began.. countdown countdown countdown countdown.. until my turn.. *sweat* 4got wat no it was, aniwae, there was onli 2 digits diff.. n luckily, i picked the safe no.. sho round 1 goes to eugene!!! *applause* he picked up the packet of chilli.. tore open a corner.. n started sucking the sauce.. *facial expression* watery eyes.. lips tightly pursed on the opening.. suck suck suck.. face went red.. face contorted in agony.. *omg* n he put down the empty packet.. a veri drained look, as though he had suffered yrs in prison.. sighx.. sho it was his turn.. "okay.. start.." den we began again.. frm 1-99 to 1-50+ den 1-20+ n finally down to 1-5.. sho it was down to (in order) sze hwee, tingjie n me.. *alvin n ben were heaving excited sighx of relieve n ^5 each other*
szehwee: 4?
eugene: 1 to 4 *szehwee: phew*
tingjie: *hesitate* 3?
eugene: 1 to 3 *tingjie: luff luff luff*
lo.. tis round goes to me.. *sobz* picked up the chilli.. opened it.. suck suck suck.. in case u haf nv eaten the chilli sauce on it's on, tis is wat it taste like.. sticky, slimy, not tt spicy but veri veri saltish n taste heck of a disgusting taste.. *thoughts in my head* yucks....! gross....! urgh....! wat the heck! eeeewwwwwww....... somebody save me.. arghx...... after a few veri veri veri veri long mins of sucking, i finally finished my chilli... urghx... i'll nv touch long john's chilli again.. my turn.. i looked at ben, smiling devilish..
me: start
ben: 50
me: eat the chilli *shows him the 50 i typed on the hp*
hahaz.. lo.. i set him up 4 a 50 n he fell 4 it.. hahaz.. he stared at me in disbelief.. "aaron i hate u" hahaz.. alvin was luffing his head off.. sho it was ben's second try of the sauce.. suck suck suck.. *facial expression* total agony.. a feeling of anguish worst than wat mm lky felt during the announcement of seperation.. total 'i m gonna puke' look.. urghx.. gulps down his coke n ice desperately.. tongue hanging out.. urghx.. sho it was his turn.. eugene called, safe.. alvin called, safe.. szehwee called, safe.. tingjie called, safe.. i called a 50.. "aaron, eat tt chilli" lo.. -.-"...... sighx.. oh man.. *tears open the packet carefully* sip sip sip.. urghx.. it tasted worst than b4.. almost wanted to puke out.. alvin saw my expression n asked "u ok notx" lo.. n i let the sauce trickle down my tongue n throat.. believe me ppl.. u do not wanna swallow down 2 packets of chilli sauce in a day.. trust me.. lo.. sho we r down to our last packet, it's the ketchup, last round.. i typed the no in the hp.. "ok start" ben called out "50!" *smug look on his face* "c.. i noe u wun put 50 animore.. hahaha.." okiz.. fine.. sho we went a round.. den was at alvin.. 15-25.. he looked at me suspiciously.. eyes tt show intelligent thinking wifin the mind..
alvin: 20
me: 20-25
szehwee: 23
me: 20-23 *tension rising.. suspense in the air*
alvin looked at me again.. sho i said "alvin.. u shuld noe wat's the number la" he eyeballed me again.. thinks 4 a moment.. den burst out luffing.. "orhz! i noe liaoz! u n me ritez? muzz be u la!" *luff luff luff* lo.. ppl.. can guess wat's my no..? hahaz.. aniwae.. tingjie was veri veri nervous.. considering her move veri veri carefully.. benja was veri nervous too.. actually, he looked more ill den nervous.. can't blame the poor guy.. the chilli was too much.. sho..
tingjie:..........22...?
me: ben, eat the ketchup
hahaz.. lo.. tis is wat alvin meant by "u n me" 21 was my reg no n 22 was his.. back in 2rp.. sho ben, stared at me in disbelief.. smug expression gone.. "sho ben, in the end u still ended up eating the last packet" sighx.. rilly poor poor fellow.. openedup ketchup.. sip sip "yuck!! pui pui pui! it's even more disgusting than the chilli!" he still finished it though.. in the end he was rilly on the verge of puking.. looked veri pale n sick.. irony, tt he's looking green after finishing 3 packets of red sauce.. hahaz.. lo.. sho final score.. tingjie, szehwee, alvin 0 packets, eugene 1, i 2, n ben, grand winner, 3 packets!!! hahaz.. lo.. sho we left long john looking veri veri sick.. n alvin was there saying "do u noe tt in the guinness world record tis guy ate 40bottles of ketchup?" lo..... i glanced a look at ben.. "man, the guy who ate all those ketchup muzz haf spent the rest of his life in the hospital" sighx.. a note of reminder.. kids, do not try tis at home..